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EDITORIAL
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ON
THE VIETNAMESE MUSIC IN THE CYBERSPACE
The
trend is onset now and no power on earth will ever be able to stop it!
-- Vietnamese music has penetrated all over the cyberspace. The
striking characteristics of this kind of music is it is free,
high-quality, and available anytime and anywhere.
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the full story >>>>
VNY2K EDITOR
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Ñaàu Ngaøy
Thaän
Nhieân
Bamöôi
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Giôønaøy
Chaéc meï ñang ñôùnñau
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Con rañôøi
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Chöa daùm vieát moät doøng veà meï
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Chaúng baogiôø nhôù ñeán cônñau cuûa meï.
Khi taäncuøng ñaukhoå
Ai cuõng baätkhoùc
"Meï ôi!"
Coù luùc phai choân nhöõng doøngchöõ vaøo loøng
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Thaän
Nhieân
9/1/2001
LIFE WISDOM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
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